American Horror Story Roanoke: Matt & Shelby Miller's Purchase Agreement
So there can be bad investments and money pits and all kinds of financial pitfalls when purchasing real estate. Or... you can have a blood thirsty axe-weilding ghost with her own mini army, a centuries old witch and a family of drug addled rednecks with a penchant towards cannibalism who all stake claim to the property you bought. I think Shelby and Matt would have taken bad plumbing any day of the week. These shaker style wooden lanterns graced the downstairs walls of the Roanoke house. Now take a piece of the Roanoke nightmare into your house... if you dare!